Thursday, September 09, 2004

There is nothing wrong with love between a man and his dog

28 Comments:

Blogger CKR said...

Nothing says love like a kiss between a man and his dog...what a gentle giant. What kind of dog?

September 9, 2004 at 9:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww...I used to have a dog who looked very similar to yours Nils. He was a Queensland Heeler/Doberman/Pitbull mix named Max. I miss my puppy. He looks sweet...and so do you , of course.

September 9, 2004 at 9:41 AM  
Blogger CptCooleye said...

You can love your dog just don't love your dog.

September 9, 2004 at 12:09 PM  
Blogger TxtBk said...

Christ, you might as well have strapped a Care Bear to your cock and waited for the stampede.

I'm not much of a fisherman, but I do believe this is called "baiting the hook."

September 9, 2004 at 12:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow - I am actually jealous of the pooch. I had no idea you were that damn hot.

September 9, 2004 at 12:56 PM  
Blogger Malt said...

Your dogs name is butter fucker?

September 9, 2004 at 4:16 PM  
Blogger NP said...

no, it's Buttercup. But we call her that sometimes

September 9, 2004 at 4:31 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

"TxtBk said...
Christ, you might as well have strapped a Care Bear to your cock and waited for the stampede.

I'm not much of a fisherman, but I do believe this is called "baiting the hook."

Maybe he's having a dry spell?

September 9, 2004 at 7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If he was having a dry spell, the flood gates just opened.

TRIXX

September 9, 2004 at 7:26 PM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

If your next column so much as mentions lifetime movies, foot massages, or any of your mother's recipes, I'm calling your roommates to plan an intervention. Bait or not, this cannot stand.

September 9, 2004 at 8:05 PM  
Blogger BrianH said...

Yeah Biscuit... I'd pay MONEY to see August go toe-to-toe with Nils. It would be like Lewis vs. Jones Jr.

I'll be August is quicker n' a motherfucker.

September 9, 2004 at 10:58 PM  
Blogger SVD said...

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September 10, 2004 at 5:22 AM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

Actually Brian, I'd put my money on Marlowe...

September 10, 2004 at 6:39 AM  
Blogger NP said...

jealousy is such an ugly emotion

September 10, 2004 at 8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think I've ever seen someone dwarf a rottie. That's pretty impressive.

September 10, 2004 at 9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There is nothing wrong with love between a man and his dog" ..as long as there is no tongue or mention of peanut butter (fuck if I know how bad a dry spell he's having.)

/The Swede

September 10, 2004 at 10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope that despite the messageboard being back, you won't stop posting and that at least now, BrianH, jojo and all the other non-funny parties will be able to leave this place free of crap.

nils, i can't help but wonder why your blo entries are so good but your posts on the TMMB are so shite.

September 10, 2004 at 4:15 PM  
Blogger The Dynamic Duo said...

I feel the same way -- me and My yello wlab are best of friends

http://nkt13.blogspot.com/

September 10, 2004 at 4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet my Doberman could kick yo dogs ass.

Whereas I'd be happy for you to kiss mine;-)

DevotedAbomination

September 11, 2004 at 1:37 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

"Nothing says love like a kiss between a man and his dog...what a gentle giant. What kind of dog?"

Who the fuck are these people?

You might to need to ramp up the swearing if you're going to qualify for all the middle school/convalescent home content filters.

September 12, 2004 at 5:10 AM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

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September 12, 2004 at 9:00 AM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

How did you end up with the name "devotedabomination?" Were MidNiGHtSlAveGRRLS6969 and IHadAFuckedUpChildhood already taken?

September 12, 2004 at 9:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're one to talk "Biscuit".

I shudder to think how that moniker came about, though I feel that "Soggy" should go in the front as you're known for hooking up with Tucker in the shower.

September 12, 2004 at 9:47 AM  
Blogger Biscuit said...

Funny that you should call me out here on going by "Biscuit," considering that Nils (and BrianH) gave me the name. We were drunk and watching Seabiscuit, and I babbled about how I liked the name. They teased me, it stuck, and I think it's charming.

"Anonymous," on the other hand, isn't at all charming - it just says that you don't have the balls to stand by what you say. Accordingly it's especially funny to me that you've apparently paid so much attention to Tucker-related gossip - my guess is that you're a long-time lurker on his message board. Your own sex life probably consists entirely of jacking off to the Boobie thread and sending shady pm's to the female posters.

September 12, 2004 at 4:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erm, no. It's an oxymoron.

I am not suicidal, nor am did I have a bad childhood. Sorry to disappoint. Reading that much into a username is umm...interesting.

How was Seabiscuit anyway? I never got the chance to see it.

-DevotedAbomination

September 14, 2004 at 1:49 PM  
Blogger LayLadyLay77 said...

Is it just me, or is Nils also better looking than Tucker? Hmmm. Interesting.

September 15, 2004 at 2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't decide who's cuter, you or the puppy...i think it might be a tie

September 24, 2004 at 12:32 AM  
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